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Sunday, May 23, 2004
Traveling Crackpots' Posting Spotty
A short but fascinating trip to Xi'an, a city steeped in fascinating Chinese history just past and an upcoming short trip back to the states from Beijing will prevent more frequent posting to Crackpot Chronicles until almost the second week in June. We are going to New York to attend and celebrate the joyous occasion my son's wedding. I've enjoyed your readership and marvelled at the international scope of Crackpot Chronicles. It really is a global village and I send my regards to the community of readers far and wide who stop by here from time to time.
Congratulations Michael Moore-Bush Falls Off His Bike
Congratulations to filmmaker Michael Moore for winning top honors at the Cannes film festival for his docu-torial Farenheit 911, a scathing indictment of the state of security in America that may have missed the opportunity to predict and prevent the attacks on September 11th, 2001.
It is scathing of Bush, portraying him as out of his depth and keen to further his family’s links to Saudi families made rich from oil - including with the relatives of Osama bin Laden, blamed for the September 11 attacks.Contemplating the signifigance of this slam from the international film community, arguably more influential than any political body on Earth, George W. Bush fell off his bike while enjoying some recreational activity on Saturday. Bush's rival in this year's presidential election, Democratic candidate John Kerry, who fell off a bicycle and grazed his hand earlier this month, wished the president well after learning of Saturday's spill. "I hope he's OK," said the 60-year-old Massachusetts senator, who took a bike ride in Boston on Saturday but managed to stay upright.Michael Moore, according to news coverage of the Cannes awards, is planning on having Farenheit 911 screened before the November U.S. presidential elections despite the fact that Disney recently abandoned their distribution arrangements for Farenheit 911 More News From Cannes-going to the gassy dogsFlatulent Bulldogs Rule as Cannes Top Dogs Picture: Ellen and Lassie, 1989 (one of the biggest celebrities I've met), photo by Bob Weatherwax
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Blogger Enhancements? Pass the Tylenol!
On Mother's Day (??) Blogger delivered a major interface and coding upgrade. This would be a boon to new users or Bloggers who use Blogger templates, but those of us with custom coded templates were in for a bumpy ride.
The new dashboard interface, the talk of the blogosphere, is certainly nifty. There is a certain amount of glitchiness typical of new releases, but these are forgivable. But the comments feature? Give me a break! I don't mean to be ungrateful, but the long-awaited Comments feature and the underimplemented "conditional tags" necessary to use individual post pages resulted in a two-day hair-puller to configure The LongBow Papers (my husband's blog) to support comments. I managed to hack through it, but I can't say I'm thrilled with the results. It would have been much more reasonable for them to have povided an option to use a separate template for individual posts with comments. Blogger's "Preview" feature, unfortunately, does not allow clicking through to the individual posts page, so in absence of a real testing environment, one is required to republish the entire blog repeatedly and if it's a large one, this can take almost half an hour per revision because of the volume of individual post pages generated. Assuming the connection doesn't time-out or bug back to the dashboard page in mid-publish, as it did several times. Now that the Blogger comments are up and working, I am quite irritated to find that a reader who'd like to comment is required to create a Blogger account and profile ("it only takes 3 minutes," the dialog says) if they don't already have one--or comment anonymously. The link provided in the comment when you do log in doesn't give the commentators URL or email, it displays their Blogger Profile, if the account-holder elects to make it public (this doesn't happen by default). I find this inconvenient and invasive. I feel a bit hoodwinked, especially after all that hassle. I'll stick with my third-party comments add-on. It took only two minutes to add the Haloscan hosted comments and I'll probably eventually pay the small premium to eliminate the unobstrusive ad the free version carries. Blogger: can you say "Beta Testing"? The crackpot irony exposed by the electoral upset in India is a dead Canary for governments everywhere.
The ruling party in India was quite proud of its high tech campaign: sending 4 million e-mail messages and transmitting an automatic voice greeting from the PM, according to the NY Times.
Unfortunately, they overlooked the fact that out of the 180 million households, only 45 million have telephones. Among the 1.05 billion citizens, only 26.1 million have mobile phones and only 659,000 households have computers. In a gaffe resembling Bush the First's embarrassing public ignorance of UPC scanners in supermarkets, distancing him from the majority of the public whose votes he expected, Atal Bihari Vajpayee's high-tech campaign alienated the majority of his perceived constituency. The message that the Hindu-nationalist-led government had delivered the country to a new era of prosperity was belied by the limited reach of the media to deliver it. That gap - the coexistence of a growing middle class with the growing frustration of those excluded from it - helps explain why Mr. Vajpayee's government has been turned out of office in the biggest upset since 1977...Those gaps exhibit the quintessential short-sightedness that de-stabilizes leadership and leads to internal regime change. In democratic countries like India, this bloodless coup is imposed by elections. Even non-democracies should take note and take measures; for these nations, regime change or even major policy change is not often as peaceful. The gap between the government and the populace of the U.S. grows wider as the official prevarications about the wars overseas become evident. Even Republicans don't like being suckered, especially by one of their own. Even Christians despise the savage execution of a Jew broadcast over the internet as an exhibit of contempt for America and all it stands for. Or the idea that, like the attacks of 911, it was inevitable. The truth is hard to take, but unless those bitter pills are digested, the web of lies that invariably produce disaster accumulate, exponentiate and explode in more disasters. This is a world gone mad, writes my brilliant and prolfic husband in The LongBow Papers. There's hardly any other way to comprehend it. Perhaps it is only out of chaos that order can emerge.
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Iraqi Prison Fantasy Camp
"We're working hard to make your Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp experience as real as safety and the law will allow."
Wonkette blogged the Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp. Have a look. Is that twisted? Is that tasteless? Worse yet, think they'll get business? I do. The cartoon in my previous post is sick and tasteless, I've been considering taking it down. But its not as sick or tasteless as the events to which it refers. Nor is the Abu Ghraib Fantasy Camp, to be fair. It's hard to keep a sense of humor alive. I know you come here for a little lightness and audacity, irony or satire. So do I. I'm saddened, angry and horrified. I don't have any great insight to offer today. Sometimes it just sucks and this is one of them. I also know the bad times pass just like the good. Jesse Jackson says "keep hope alive" and when I don't believe myself, I believe him, Hymietown or no Hymietown.
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Bell on Bush's Respect for Ay-rabs
From The Guardian, the ultimate comment on what the Arab world now thinks of the U.S., as if it weren't bad enough already.
copyright Steve Bell 2004 and read Arab world scorns Bush's TV 'apology'
Saturday, May 08, 2004
China warns monkeys not to institutionalize unrest
The Chinese Ministry of Primates has made public an internal report alerting the government of restlessness among monkeys in several key provinces. The document recommends surveillance of monkeys in an unnamed province who are suspected of having separationist tendencies, promoting democracy and engaging in sex parties in obscure chambers of official buildings.
The monkeys have been publicizing unauthorized primate-abuse statements in foreign newspapers such as this from SIFY News (India) The Year of the Monkey, which began [in January 2004], has brought misery to monkeys in China's zoos, which are forcing the animals to give more performances than usual due to their increasing popularity, state media said Monday. The Australian carried this story. The Ministry warned that the peaceful policy will not last if this unpatriotic activity continues. Chinese farmers battle marauding monkeysThe government hinted at even more creative solutions to China's serious rural unemployment problem if the monkeys continue on "this dangerous course."
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Legendary publisher of "The Oracle" dies
Allen Cohen "The Oracle" Publisher and one of the architects of "The Summer Love" of has died. He leaves behind many, including me, whose life, writing and ethics have been informed and inspired by the presence of the vital alternative press that flourished in the 1960's.
The story of a generation and a movement can sometimes be traced through the life of one person. Allen Cohen is one of these people and I’m grateful that he lived in my times. Thanks to Lee Houskeeper for the announcement, which I've somewhat edited here. Allen Cohen, founder of the rainbow-colored San Francisco Oracle underground newspaper, a wonderful contemporary poet, a joyful, bearded and bemused spirit of the Haight-Ashbury counterculture, has died. Mr. Cohen, 64, died Thursday of liver cancer in Walnut Creek. Here's a part of one of his recent poems that is particularly resonant today. On the Liberation of Iraq - Passover 2003 for Albert Nieman Ali, the boy with no hands, collateral damage in a barrage from hell, wants to commit suicide if Americans can't replace the hands they burned into oblivion. In the birthplace of Abraham in the Garden of Eden where writing began where the first laws were inscribed into stone America has sacrificed libraries and museums of antiquities while protecting the oil ministry for its records of oil fields and the Ministry of the Interior where the secret police dwelled with there juicy information on every one. for the rest, and other nice things about Allen Cohen, go here Laundry Label Calling President an 'Idiot' a Hit
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SEATTLE (Reuters) - Insulting a president can be profitable, a Washington state bag maker has discovered, but it is best if the insult is written in French and tucked away on a tiny laundry label.Yeah, right. read the rest
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Happy Labor Day to all readers in Russia and China
May 1st, International Workers' Day, commemorates the historic struggle of working people throughout the world, and is recognized in every country except the United States, Canada, and South Africa. This despite the fact that the holiday began in the 1880s in the United States, with the fight for an eight-hour work day. Probably to distance themselves from Communist countries, and also to avoid the connection with a violent labor vs. police riot in Haymarket Square in Chicago following a May Day labor demonstration in 1886, America now celebrates Labor Day in September.
Workers of the world, awaken! This is crap
Today, I find very little, if anything, funny. I don't know whether it is my revulsion about the pictures of American soldiers tormenting Iraqi prisoners or the sense that there's little right with the world in general.
Ex-manager admits supplying drugs Former Bay City Rollers manager Tam Paton has been fined £200,000 after he admitted supplying cannabis.I've ever hardly met a manager that didn't help get their clients some weed (but usually it was the other way around). Why this man is singled out and how he came to be accused is beyond me. Is there some big secret about musicians using marijuana? A famous producer once told me that one of the most famous English rockers would not begin a recording session until his drugs were delivered, and the producer made sure that they were. Right? Wrong? I don't care. It's not anyone's business. I started bristling last month when David Crosby was busted in New York. He'd left behind a suitcase when checking out of a hotel and the bellboy who found it turned him in. What was his problem? Personal drug use, when not connected to injurious crime, should not be a crime in itself. It is victimless. Addiction, even, should not be criminalized. It should be treated, as alcoholism is, like a treatable disease. Animal rights activists are on my craplist today, as well. Did you hear the one about the animal rights activists in London who are creating problems for (of all things) a Batman shooting at an animal testing lab? link I'm all for activism, but these Brits are a good example of people with no sense of proportion and too much time on their hands. |
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